I’m Running Out of Vulnerable Stories To Write

Alright, okay, yeah we can do this. Here we go.

Yep, another vulnerable story about that thing that was awful and then turned out to be a good thing. Medium eats this shit up, right? Where’s my checklist.

Okay, okay, interesting but not too clickbaity headline. Check.
Happy ending that leaves you feeling good. Check.
Things that give value to the reader. Uhh… check, I guess.
Sappy, half-hearted prose to warm you up. Check.

I’m fucking tired of it.

This is how I feel all of my articles sound right now. 

“Oh, don’t fret! You have to write 10 million words, an article every day, and learn the hard way just like all of us before anyone takes you seriously!”

Ok. Cool. Real appealing, fam. Is this how every profession inspires ambitious young blood to pursue their dreams in it? Gag.